Scott (aka "The Sarge") sent me this picture yesterday. Apparently the weather was so foul in Maryland that he brought his bike into the kitchen. The first thing that came to my mind was, "You may be a bachelor if...".
Scott's sister decided to go with the theme and came up with a few. Feel free to add yours to the list!
You may be a bachelor if:
1) you bring the bike into the kitchen to save it from the wind
2) You used the pull-out hose from the sink and its dish washing liquid to wash
3) You used bath towels to wipe it dry leaving your girlfriend with nothing but
paper towels to dry off with after a shower.
4) You microwave a pizza and let it cool on the seat of your bike that sits in
5) You string Christmas lights around your bike for a month cuz it's too cold to
ride and call it your home decoration.