Here's a shot of Bill and his brand spankin' new Specialized Roubaix. Look how happy Bill is. My French is a bit rusty, but I believe that Roubaix is French for, "Ha Ha, Chumps! I'm down in Texas riding in 60 degree weather while you suckers are up there freezing in the high desert!". I hope you burn in hell down there this summer, Bill! Nah, I'm kidding! I'm just a little jealous is all, because I have to endure several more months of winter.
In the spirit of Bill's Roubaix, I'd like to close by saying, "Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde!"
Don't speak French?