Okay, I'll play... since I have a few minutes to spare.
1. I'm a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction...
2. Contrary to what my wife believes, I do NOT love my dog more than I love her. But should I be worried that she calls him Handsome but never calls me by such names?
3. I wore my hair long from the time I was 11 till I was 26. It was long enough to reach my belt when I cut it off for good. My least favorite question was "How long did it take you to grow that?"
4. I hate wearing shoes.
5. I was a member of The Sierra Nevada Boys Choir When I was 10 years old.
There you have it.